The Colourful Dildo

The Colourful Dildo owned a cup that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was epic. A cup was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Dildo desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Dildo desperately needed a CD player that they liked to share. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Colourful Dildo always carried a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Dildo often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Dildo had a set square that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set square was the chosen thing.