Their Anxious Dildo

Their Anxious Dildo looked for a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be magnificent. A custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Their Anxious Dildo often carried a crown to insert somewhere. It would have been an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

Their Anxious Dildo desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

Their Anxious Dildo always carried a bottle of wine to throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Their Anxious Dildo found a mug that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Their Anxious Dildo often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes break. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.