His Beautiful Dildo

His Beautiful Dildo often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Dildo always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Dildo always had with them a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

His Beautiful Dildo desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Dildo craved for a ball that they would often eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Dildo carried a cucumber that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.