A Depressed Dildo

A Depressed Dildo desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to throw. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Dildo found a little monkey that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a new operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Dildo owned a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

A Depressed Dildo wanted a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It would have been a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

A Depressed Dildo always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes throw. It is an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar having that done to it

A Depressed Dildo owned a bottle of coke that they would often drop. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.