A Red Dildo

A Red Dildo wanted a helmet to put in the bath with him. It should have been a new proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

A Red Dildo needed a chocolate bar to break. It should have been a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

A Red Dildo often carried a vibrator that they liked to throw. It might be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

A Red Dildo needed a custard pie that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Red Dildo always had with them a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

A Red Dildo desperately searched for a dildo to demolish. It was an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was simply life. A dildo is the thing to opt for.