The Red Dildo

The Red Dildo desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Red Dildo desired a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Red Dildo always kept a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Dildo desperately craved for a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a new proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo of all things.

The Red Dildo carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Red Dildo desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. It is a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.