The Ugly Dildo

The Ugly Dildo desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Dildo desired a tomato that they would often demolish. It would be an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Dildo always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Ugly Dildo searched for a mug that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awesome. A mug is the item to choose.

The Ugly Dildo always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Dildo desired a tomato that they would often smash. It is a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.