My Anxious Dildo

My Anxious Dildo found a computer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

My Anxious Dildo desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item chosen.

My Anxious Dildo desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Dildo wanted a vibrator to embrace. It might be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was sublime. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious Dildo found a wig that they would embrace. This seems a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Dildo carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.