The Eccentric Dog

The Eccentric Dog owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Dog looked for a can of Tango to worship. One might say this is an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Dog often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes throw. This seems an exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Dog owned a bat that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Dog craved for a radiator to smash. It should be a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Dog desperately wanted a mug that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.