My Ugly Dog

My Ugly Dog searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Ugly Dog desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt it was fun. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

My Ugly Dog desired a vibrator to demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Dog had a rubber chicken to sleep with. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

My Ugly Dog needed a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Dog always carried a bag of flour that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.