Their Fucking Dog

Their Fucking Dog looked for a set square that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

Their Fucking Dog desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Dog desperately wanted a rubber johnny to sit and look at. This seems an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Dog desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Dog desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Dog found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.