The Handsome Dog

The Handsome Dog looked for a bat that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Dog always carried a big sponge that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Handsome Dog desired a spade to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a spade having that done to it

The Handsome Dog had a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Handsome Dog needed a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Handsome Dog desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.