The Boring Dog

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The Boring Dog desperately wanted a set square that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Boring Dog had a cup that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Boring Dog had a piece of paper to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Dog craved for a stapler that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a stapler is the item to select.

The Boring Dog always carried a melon that they would hug. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

The Boring Dog craved for a bottle of beer to break. This is certainly a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.