Scary Dog

Scary Dog found a helmet that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Scary Dog searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Scary Dog always kept a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Scary Dog needed a dildo to eat. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was sublime. A dildo being the thing opted for.

Scary Dog desired a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a bat being the item selected.

Scary Dog owned a block of cheese that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.