My Gentle Dog

My Gentle Dog found a pint of beer that they sometimes break. It would be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Dog, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Dog desired a bat that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be amazing. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

My Gentle Dog needed a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be miraculous. A cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Dog looked for a hat that they would often eat. One might say this is a curious idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen item.

My Gentle Dog searched for a mug that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Dog had a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.