The Funny Dog

The Funny Dog always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Funny Dog desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Funny Dog desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Funny Dog carried a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Dog always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Dog had a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.