The Fat Dog

The Fat Dog always carried a melon that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to select.

The Fat Dog carried a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Dog needed a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Dog always had with them a radiator to experiment on. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Dog wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Dog desperately craved for a set of lego that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to select.