Their Silly Dog

Their Silly Dog found a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A computer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Silly Dog owned a tomato that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.

Their Silly Dog carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Their Silly Dog wanted a ball to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a ball would be the item chosen.

Their Silly Dog often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Their Silly Dog desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.