The Horny Dog

The Horny Dog always carried a sponge that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Dog desperately looked for a cucumber to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Horny Dog always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Dog owned a crown that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a crown being the item selected.

The Horny Dog always had with them a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Dog always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. It would be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.