Horny Dog

Horny Dog desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Horny Dog always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Horny Dog needed a stretchman to play with. It might have been a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Horny Dog desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought it was magnificent. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Horny Dog had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Horny Dog often carried a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.