My Dodgy Dog

My Dodgy Dog always kept a pen to play with. It was a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Dog had a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Dog often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Dog desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes share. It is a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels it was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Dog searched for a set square to hug. It might have been a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

My Dodgy Dog always kept a sword that they would occasionally worship. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to select.