Handsome Dog

Handsome Dog desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A toilet brush being the item opted for.

Handsome Dog desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Handsome Dog desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Handsome Dog craved for a sword that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

Handsome Dog desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Handsome Dog desperately looked for a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.