The Purple Dog

The Purple Dog needed a set of lego that they liked to break. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Dog desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a ball was the chosen item.

The Purple Dog craved for a rubber johnny that they would throw. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Dog desired a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

The Purple Dog always had with them a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Dog desperately needed a condom that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.