His Ugly Dog

His Ugly Dog needed a tomato to experiment on. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to select.

His Ugly Dog carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Dog desperately desired a crown that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A crown was the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Dog had a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Ugly Dog always carried a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Dog always carried a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.