The Bewildered Dog

The Bewildered Dog found a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Dog found a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Dog looked for a can of coke that they liked to worship. This could be considered a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Dog owned a teapot that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Dog wanted a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A cup being the item selected.

The Bewildered Dog craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.