The Fucking Dog

The Fucking Dog found a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Dog craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. This could be considered a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was epic. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Dog desired a bottle of beer to play with. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Dog always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Fucking Dog searched for a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Dog owned a helmet that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.