The Bum Loving Dog

The Bum Loving Dog owned a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. A custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Dog desperately craved for a crown that they would share. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Dog searched for a wig that they would smash. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thought it was out of this world. A wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Dog searched for a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Dog owned a set of lego that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was fun. A set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Dog always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.