The Horny Dog

The Horny Dog carried a helmet to worship. This is certainly a new action, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Dog desperately needed a bat to eat. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Horny Dog often carried a sword that they would annihilate It might be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Dog needed a lava lamp to rub on his belly. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Horny Dog carried a dildo that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Dog carried a teapot to worship. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was selected.