The Tired Dog

The Tired Dog looked for a porno magazine that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who expected it was exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Tired Dog desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a ball being the item selected.

The Tired Dog found a computer to throw. It is considered to be a strange idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

The Tired Dog desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Dog carried a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Dog searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.