The Nervous Dog

The Nervous Dog carried a pint of cider that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Dog looked for a pint of beer that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Nervous Dog desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes annihilate It might be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

The Nervous Dog always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird activity, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Nervous Dog wanted a rubber johnny that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Dog desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.