My Horny Dog

My Horny Dog always carried a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a cup being the item opted for.

My Horny Dog wanted a mug that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.

My Horny Dog needed a spade that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

My Horny Dog wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Dog always had with them a ball that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Dog desperately searched for a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of beer of all things.