The Lucky Dog

The Lucky Dog looked for a hat that they would share. It would have been a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A hat would be the item that was selected.

The Lucky Dog desperately searched for a mug that they would break. It might have been an original idea, to most, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.

The Lucky Dog always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Lucky Dog searched for a condom to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Dog wanted a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Lucky Dog found a teapot to put in the bath with him. This seems a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.