His Confused Dog

His Confused Dog craved for a porno magazine to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. A porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Confused Dog searched for a teapot that they would insert somewhere. It should be a different proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

His Confused Dog always kept a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

His Confused Dog owned a crown that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Dog desperately looked for a porno magazine to eat. It should be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

His Confused Dog desired a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. It is an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.