A Angry Dog

A Angry Dog desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen item.

A Angry Dog desperately desired a pint of cider that they would play with. This could be considered an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Angry Dog found a cucumber to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

A Angry Dog searched for a bat that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

A Angry Dog searched for a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a ball of all things.

A Angry Dog looked for a condom that they would often put up their bum. It might be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.