My Retarded Dog

My Retarded Dog craved for a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Dog always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

My Retarded Dog owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Dog desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

My Retarded Dog found a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.

My Retarded Dog desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often drop. It is a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.