A Boring Dog

A Boring Dog desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing selected.

A Boring Dog craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

A Boring Dog searched for a toilet brush to drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

A Boring Dog desperately craved for a ball that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a ball was the chosen item.

A Boring Dog desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

A Boring Dog desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.