Horny Dog

Horny Dog looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Horny Dog wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Horny Dog desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is epic. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Dog desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Horny Dog desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Horny Dog often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.