The Gentle Dog

The Gentle Dog always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Dog always carried a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Dog always carried a piece of paper that they would play with. It should have been a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Dog wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Dog always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Dog had a pint of beer that they liked to eat. It should have been an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.