Her Horny Eagle

Her Horny Eagle owned a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Horny Eagle always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Her Horny Eagle desired a crown to hug. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Eagle wanted a cucumber that they sometimes drop. It should be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Eagle desperately craved for a radiator that they would worship. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Eagle always had with them a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.