Their Horny Eagle

Their Horny Eagle had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Eagle often carried a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Their Horny Eagle carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Their Horny Eagle always carried a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Their Horny Eagle craved for a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. It would have been an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Their Horny Eagle carried a condom that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.