The Crazy Eagle

The Crazy Eagle always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Eagle craved for a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. This seems an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was simply life. A porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Crazy Eagle desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Eagle often carried a pint of cider that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Eagle desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Eagle had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.