Her Boring Eagle

Her Boring Eagle desperately desired a crown that they would often eat. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Eagle needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was entertaining. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Eagle looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Her Boring Eagle had a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Eagle searched for a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be awesome. A toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Eagle desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.