The Boring Eagle

The Boring Eagle always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Boring Eagle desperately craved for a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Eagle always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was epic. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Eagle often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Boring Eagle owned a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Boring Eagle found a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a different idea, to you, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.