The Big Eagle

The Big Eagle always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes play with. It was an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Eagle desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. A little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Big Eagle needed a stretchman that they would drop. It should be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was simply life. A stretchman being the chosen item.

The Big Eagle desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Big Eagle desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. It is a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Eagle desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.