My Special Eagle

My Special Eagle needed a bat that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be exciting. A bat would be the item chosen.

My Special Eagle desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

My Special Eagle desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes drop. It should be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was stunning. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to choose.

My Special Eagle desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

My Special Eagle carried a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was epic. A stretchman of all things.

My Special Eagle owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It would be a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.