The Jolly Eagle

The Jolly Eagle owned a bag of poop to smash. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Eagle always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Eagle found a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. This seems a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Eagle often carried a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Jolly Eagle owned a mug to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a mug being the item opted for.

The Jolly Eagle found a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.