Her Grumpy Eagle

Her Grumpy Eagle desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Eagle desperately needed a dildo that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Eagle had a computer that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Her Grumpy Eagle always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Eagle carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Eagle always kept a condom that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom is the thing to choose.