The Troubled Eagle

The Troubled Eagle looked for a helmet that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

The Troubled Eagle always carried a cup that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Eagle owned a little monkey that they would often drop. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Eagle always kept a wig that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Eagle wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Troubled Eagle wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.