Her Beautiful Eagle

Her Beautiful Eagle always carried a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Her Beautiful Eagle wanted a melon to share. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Her Beautiful Eagle always had with them a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

Her Beautiful Eagle always carried a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was stunning. A sword being the item selected.

Her Beautiful Eagle had a piece of paper that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Eagle wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.