Her Stupid Eagle

Her Stupid Eagle desperately wanted a melon that they liked to worship. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

Her Stupid Eagle desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Eagle carried a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Eagle desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a teapot is the item to select.

Her Stupid Eagle desperately needed a sack of potatoes to break. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Eagle found a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.